The Day My Butt Went Psycho

The Day My Butt Went Psycho

Andy Griffiths

Andy Griffiths

Read the book on which the animation series is based! Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story ... The story of a boy and his crazy, runaway bum. It's the story of a crack bum-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Bum Hunter and his formidable daughter, and some of the biggest, ugliest and meanest bums ever to roam the face of the Earth.A story of courage and endurance that takes Zack on a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest and over the Sea of Bums before descending into the heart of an explosive bumcano to confront the biggest, ugliest and meanest bum of them all ...
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What Bumosaur is That?

What Bumosaur is That?

Andy Griffiths

Andy Griffiths

NOW IN FULL COLOUR!!!- Why was the Tyrannosore-arse Rex so angry?- Where did Bogasauruses live?- How many cheeks did a Tricerabutt have?- Was the Bumheaded idiotasaurus the most stupid bumosaur?- When did the bumosaurs become exstinkt?Find the answers to these and many other questions in this fully-illustrated guide to prehistoric bumosaur life. Covering the Pre-Crappian era through to the Post-Crapaceous, this essential reference will thrill, amaze and inform the whole family. Never again will you look like a fool when somebody asks: "What bumosaur is that?"
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The 104-Storey Treehouse

The 104-Storey Treehouse

Andy Griffiths

Andy Griffiths

Join Andy and Terry in their wonderfully wild and wacky 104-storey treehouse. You can throw some refrigerators, make some money with the money-making machine (or honey if you'd prefer-it makes that too), climb the never-ending staircase, have a bunfight, deposit some burps in the burp bank, get totally tangled up in the tangled-up level, or just take some time out and relax in the peaceful sunny meadow full of buttercups, butterflies and bluebirds.Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!
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Killer Koalas from Outer Space

Killer Koalas from Outer Space

Andy Griffiths

Andy Griffiths

This is a very silly book filled with very bad things.There are bad ideas like eating dead flies, and silly people like the boy who unscrews his head and loses it forever. Then there are very bad things like bloodsucking grannies, rocket-stealing ants and, of course, killer koalas from outer space that come to earth and rip off your face.A collection of stories from The Bad Book and The Very Bad Book that will make your brain EXPLODE!
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The 65-Storey Treehouse

The 65-Storey Treehouse

Andy Griffiths

Andy Griffiths

From the punk rock stars of Australian children's literature comes the fastest-selling book in Australian history. "Brilliantly silly" - The Daily Telegraph"Hilariously clever" - Australian Women's WeeklyAndy and Terry's amazing 65-Storey Treehouse now has a pet-grooming salon, a birthday room where it's always your birthday (even when it's not), a room full of exploding eyeballs, a lollipop shop, a quicksand pit, an ant farm, a time machine and Tree-NN: a 24-hour-a-day TV news centre keeping you up to date with all the latest treehouse news, current events and gossip. Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!"It will be reread and reread... A fantastic ride" - The Australian
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Terry's Dumb Dot Story

Terry's Dumb Dot Story

Andy Griffiths

Andy Griffiths

Meet Andy and Terry. They make books together in the world's coolest treehouse! They've got loads of different storeys in their home in the sky: you can find a marshmallow machine, the world's most powerful whirlpool, a penguin ice-skating rink, a tank full of sharks and a human pinball machine, among many other things. But none of these help them agree on their special story for World Book Day - and it's not just Mr Big Nose keeping an eye on them now, but the story police too!Terry's Dumb Dot Story is a special World Book Day Treehouse adventure from Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton, told through a combination of laugh-out-loud text and fantastic cartoon-style illustrations.Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!
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The 52-Storey Treehouse

The 52-Storey Treehouse

Andy Griffiths

Andy Griffiths

Andy and Terry's incredible, ever-expanding treehouse has 13 new storeys, including a watermelon-smashing level, a wave machine, a life-size snakes and ladders game (with real ladders and real snakes), a rocket-powered carrot-launcher, a Ninja Snail Training Academy and a high-tech detective agency with all the latest high-tech detective technology, which is lucky because they have a BIG mystery to solve - where is Mr Big Nose???Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!
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Bumageddon: The Final Pongflict

Bumageddon: The Final Pongflict

Andy Griffiths

Andy Griffiths

THE BLOCKBUSTING CONCLUSION TO THE UNIVARSELY BESTSELLING BUM TRILOGY!Zack Freeman and his bum thought their world-saving days were over – that is, until they are attacked by an army of Great White Bumosaurs from 65 million years ago!Along with some old friends, they must travel back in time to save the world – again – from the pongflict to end all pongflicts: Bumageddon!
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