F#@k You, Donovan Lassar

F#@k You, Donovan Lassar

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

Magical scavenger hunts. Illegal sleepover parties.Unsanctioned PDA (both public and private).And, of course, some potentially ill-advised confrontations.You know. The usual.***Fated.An award winning reality dating show, or, as the network likes to call it, The Real Last Chance For A Fairy Tale Ending. You know how this works.One Prince Charming is picked. He's inevitably handsome, shredded, has a vague enough sounding job to be legitimate, and the ability to lie really well to the cameras. He's looking for his One True Love, and obviously, the best way of finding that person (who always happens to be a white woman, between five foot three and five foot ten, wearing approximately a size zero to four, and preferably blonde) is to have a team of producers round up seventeen women who are all more or less interchangeable, move them into a castle, ply them with alcohol, turn cameras on, and broadcast it all on...
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I'll Be Home For Hanukkah

I'll Be Home For Hanukkah

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

Shayna Adler has never watched a single Hallmark Christmas movie, but she has a sinking feeling she has found herself in one. A Big City Girl visiting a Charming Small Town full of Christmas cheer? Last-minute business trip to North Pole, Alaska, of all places. Attractive Small Town Single Men, Probably With Dramatic And Secret-Filled Pasts, All Wearing Flannel? A strange plethora. Santa Claus? The World's Largest. Suspiciously Placed Mistletoe? Repeatedly.The Sinking Feeling She's Perhaps Falling For Her New Coworker While The Spirit of Christmas Or Whatever Is Trying To Have Her Learn Lessons About Life And Love, Which Is Odd Considering Shayna Is Jewish And Honestly Has No Idea What's Going On? Check. Wait. Is that not how Hallmark Christmas movies go?
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Can I Steal You For a Second? All the Wrong Reasons Episode Nine

Can I Steal You For a Second? All the Wrong Reasons Episode Nine

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

Things are, shall we say, spiraling out of control.And not in the well-executed producer-driven way.More in the catastrophic, there-doesn't-seem-to-be-a-way-to-fix-things kind of spiral.But that's what extra special guests are for, right?…Right?***Fated.An award winning reality dating show, or, as the network likes to call it, The Real Last Chance For A Fairy Tale Ending.You know how this works.One Prince Charming is picked. He's inevitably handsome, shredded, has a vague enough sounding job to be legitimate, and the ability to lie really well to the cameras. He's looking for his One True Love, and obviously, the best way of finding that person (who always happens to be a white woman, between five foot three and five foot ten, wearing approximately a size zero to four, and preferably blonde) is to have a team of producers round up seventeen women who are all more or less interchangeable, move them into a castle,...
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This Is So Much Harder Than I Thought

This Is So Much Harder Than I Thought

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

After some unexpected plot twists, filming continues as Prince Charming moves forward on his quest for True Love.Totally normal.Nothing to see here.Really. Everything's fine.***Fated. An award winning reality dating show, or, as the network likes to call it, The Real Last Chance For A Fairy Tale Ending. You know how this works.One Prince Charming is picked. He's inevitably handsome, shredded, has a vague enough sounding job to be legitimate, and the ability to lie really well to the cameras. He's looking for his One True Love, and obviously, the best way of finding that person (who always happens to be a white woman, between five foot three and five foot ten, wearing approximately a size zero to four, and preferably blonde) is to have a team of producers round up seventeen women who are all more or less interchangeable, move them into a castle, ply them with alcohol, turn cameras on, and broadcast it all on national...
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Not Here to Make Friends

Not Here to Make Friends

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

The carriages are ready to roll out, but the girls may not be ready for the harsh reality of reality television.But really- who would be?***Fated. An award winning reality dating show, or, as the network likes to call it, The Real Last Chance For A Fairy Tale Ending. You know how this works.One Prince Charming is picked. He's inevitably handsome, shredded, has a vague enough sounding job to be legitimate, and the ability to lie really well to the cameras. He's looking for his One True Love, and obviously, the best way of finding that person (who always happens to be a white woman, between five foot three and five foot ten, wearing approximately a size zero to four, and preferably blonde) is to have a team of producers round up seventeen women who are all more or less interchangeable, move them into a castle, ply them with alcohol, turn cameras on, and broadcast it all on national television. Add in a plethora of the...
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I Have to Let My Guard Down

I Have to Let My Guard Down

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

The storm may have passed, and now it's back to regularly scheduled programming.Mostly.With the exception of some absolutely ridiculous group dates, budding romances between people contractually obligated to not have budding romances, and just a lot more tea than anyone is used to.That is regularly scheduled programming?You sure?***Fated.An award winning reality dating show, or, as the network likes to call it, The Real Last Chance For A Fairy Tale Ending. You know how this works.One Prince Charming is picked. He's inevitably handsome, shredded, has a vague enough sounding job to be legitimate, and the ability to lie really well to the cameras. He's looking for his One True Love, and obviously, the best way of finding that person (who always happens to be a white woman, between five foot three and five foot ten, wearing approximately a size zero to four, and preferably blonde) is to have a team of producers round up...
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I Just Want to Get to Know You

I Just Want to Get to Know You

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

Dark and stormy nights can lead to all kinds of mistakes and bad choices.Cultural appropriation. Inappropriate thoughts about people that you shouldn't be thinking about. Messing with dead people. But all storms end, and then things will get better. Right?Wrong?Damn it. ***Fated. An award-winning reality dating show, or, as the network likes to call it, The Real Last Chance For A Fairy Tale Ending. You know how this works. One Prince Charming is picked. He's inevitably handsome, shredded, has a vague enough sounding job to be legitimate, and the ability to lie really well to the cameras. He's looking for his One True Love, and obviously, the best way of finding that person (who always happens to be a white woman, between five foot three and five foot ten, wearing approximately a size zero to four, and preferably blonde) is to have a team of producers round up seventeen women who are all more or...
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Only One Lauren

Only One Lauren

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

A little hello from the resident Fated gossip blogger extraordinaire, Evil Stepsister.Will shenanigans ensue?Obvs.***ABOUT ALL THE WRONG REASONS Fated. An award-winning reality dating show, or, as the network likes to call it, The Real Last Chance For A Fairy Tale Ending. You know how this works. One Prince Charming is picked. He's inevitably handsome, shredded, has a vague enough sounding job to be legitimate, and the ability to lie really well to the cameras. He's looking for his One True Love, and obviously, the best way of finding that person (who always happens to be a white woman, between five foot three and five foot ten, wearing approximately a size zero to four, and preferably blonde) is to have a team of producers round up seventeen women who are all more or less interchangeable, move them into a castle, ply them with alcohol, turn cameras on, and broadcast it all on national...
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The Perfect Place to Fall In Love

The Perfect Place to Fall In Love

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

Will a change of scenery help set the mood for falling in love?Probably not. But it can't hurt to try, can it?It can?Oh.***Fated. An award winning reality dating show, or, as the network likes to call it, The Real Last Chance For A Fairy Tale Ending. You know how this works.One Prince Charming is picked. He's inevitably handsome, shredded, has a vague enough sounding job to be legitimate, and the ability to lie really well to the cameras. He's looking for his One True Love, and obviously, the best way of finding that person (who always happens to be a white woman, between five foot three and five foot ten, wearing approximately a size zero to four, and preferably blonde) is to have a team of producers round up seventeen women who are all more or less interchangeable, move them into a castle, ply them with alcohol, turn cameras on, and broadcast it all on national television. Add in a plethora of the most...
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Oh My God What Just Happened? All the Wrong Reasons Episode Six

Oh My God What Just Happened? All the Wrong Reasons Episode Six

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

So.Uh.That happened.Now what?***Fated. An award winning reality dating show, or, as the network likes to call it, The Real Last Chance For A Fairy Tale Ending. You know how this works.One Prince Charming is picked. He's inevitably handsome, shredded, has a vague enough sounding job to be legitimate, and the ability to lie really well to the cameras. He's looking for his One True Love, and obviously, the best way of finding that person (who always happens to be a white woman, between five foot three and five foot ten, wearing approximately a size zero to four, and preferably blonde) is to have a team of producers round up seventeen women who are all more or less interchangeable, move them into a castle, ply them with alcohol, turn cameras on, and broadcast it all on national television. Add in a plethora of the most ridiculous dates the producers can possibly think of, too many feelings, real and fake,...
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I Just Thought I Had Found Something Real

I Just Thought I Had Found Something Real

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

The season of Fated continues the same way it always has. Group dates at odd hours. Dramatic shoe ceremonies. Awkward double dates. They've practically got it down to a science by now.Regardless of what has happened, or who shows up to investigate, or how many people think filming should be cancelled.Pay no attention to the chaos and heartbreak behind the scenes, it's not important.  Really.Trust us.***Fated. An award winning reality dating show, or, as the network likes to call it, The Real Last Chance For A Fairy Tale Ending. You know how this works.One Prince Charming is picked. He's inevitably handsome, shredded, has a vague enough sounding job to be legitimate, and the ability to lie really well to the cameras. He's looking for his One True Love, and obviously, the best way of finding that person (who always happens to be a white woman, between five foot three and five...
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Dating the Other Daniel Cohen

Dating the Other Daniel Cohen

KK Hendin

KK Hendin

In Search Of One Imaginary Boyfriend After one disastrous date too many, Abbi Horowitz would love nothing more than to swear off dating for the rest of the foreseeable future. As it is, she's too busy juggling a full-time job and law school to date anyone. Unfortunately, her mother has other plans.Desperate times call for desperate measures, and for Abbi, that means inventing a fake boyfriend that she can date for the next few months before conveniently breaking up with him when her life isn't so hectic. There's no way that a plan this perfect will fail. In Search Of One Imaginary Girlfriend When Abbi tells her neighbor Daniel Cohen about her plans, he proposes an alternative.Use each other's very common Jewish names to create fake people to date for the next few months, and go on pretend dates to strengthen their tenuous cover story. Dan's an accountant muscling his way through busy season and...
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